The Asshole is moving

The Asshole is moving

Real and Man U were in talks, & now they’ve agreed a fee. £80 million for the Portuguese wimp. All that’s left to do is the plastic douchebag to agree terms with Real and Ladies and Gentlement we have a deal.

Here’s what the Mancs have to say about it:

At the request of Cristiano – who has again expressed his desire to leave – and after discussion with the player’s representatives, United have agreed to give Real Madrid permission to talk to the player.

Matters are expected to be concluded by 30 June. The club will not comment until further notice.

But thankfully for the Old Traffor faithful, they’re not worriedOr are they?

Anyway, it seems more than likely that he’s going to be paid a disgusting amount of money, some sources are saying £155k per week, plus 40% of his image rights, plus a guaranteed increase every year.

Fergie is going to move quickly to secure his replacement/s, with a Carlos Tevez sized hole likely to be appearing in the United Squad this season, with Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery the most likely replacements.  Although both have expressed a desire to play for Barcelona.  It’s more than likely that Ribery will end up at Barca, but Benzema currently has an £85 million pound buyout clause in his contract and Aulas, the president of Lyon is notoriously difficult to deal with and has an excellent track record for fleecing foreign clubs.

Antonio Valencia looks to be a shoe in, but he’s going to have a hard time replacing Ronaldo.

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