It seems that Mr Moyes is about to table a bid of 17 Million EUR for Beninese midfield scurrier Stephane Sessegnon. There has been interest kicking about for a while, as Sessegnon had an outstanding season at PSG, and also looked to have a dispute in his contract. That seems to have been [...]

The Guardian rumours that this transfer is back on. It’s been shuffling around the traps for a while. Instinct would suggest that Fergie is going to have to lose one of his front 4 in order to land this fish, Tevez would be the logical person to be outgoing, but with Asshole Ronaldo [...]

Says the world’s greatest newspaper, in an exclusive which also appears in the NOTW, in a separate (an apparently unrelated) un-exclusive.  It’s not news that Benzema’s been on Fergie’s radar, and some kind of Bait and Switch involving Real and Carlos Tevez could mean the French superstar does arrive at Old Trafford in the summer.  [...]

The city LOL fest continues, by my reckoning here’s a list of the players that city have been linked with since 31 August

Torres
Fabregas
van Nistlerooy
Buffon
Gerrard
Essien
Villa
Kaka
Podolski
Ronaldo (fat)
Ronaldo (asshole)
Tevez
Santa Cruz
Diego Milito
Benzema
Thierry Henry
Aguero

Jebus!  Mostly it’s the usual ’stupid owner with too much money list’ that transcends space and time, but there are a few odd ‘uns in there, including [...]