Michael Owen to Aston Villa

Monday, 06. 8. 2009  –  Category: Aston Villa, Newcastle, Premier League

Going against conventional wisdom which states that a players value can be measured by what they contribute on the field, Aston Villa have offered the welsh midget a 2 year, £55,000 contract to bring his medical staff to Villa Park.
The hope is that he will be able to “re-ignite” his partnership with Emile Heskey,  he’d [...]

Michael Owen to Celtic

Monday, 05. 11. 2009  –  Category: Celtic, Newcastle, Premier League, Scottish Premier League

Another complete clanger from News of the World, the article is interesting for the amusingly disheveled photo of Newcastle owner Mike Ashley, but has been amusingly rejected completely by the folk at Celtic. It’s clear that the editors at News of the World are still of the opinion that Michael Owen still sells papers, [...]

Joe Ledley to Everton

Thursday, 05. 7. 2009  –  Category: Cardiff, Championship, Everton, Premier League

Since the Bluebirds missed a promtion place, the Mirror seems to think that Cardiff are ready to cash in on one of their prize assets, and Everton are apparently the Welsh wingers destination of choice. It’s not hard to imagine, considering his other options are Stoke and West Brom, but we digress. Moyes [...]

Thursdays Football Rumour – Sebastien Bassong to Arsenal

Thursday, 03. 19. 2009  –  Category: Arsenal, Newcastle, Premier League

It would be a shame to see Dirty Den’s only decent transfer leave the struggling geordies, but that’s life.  The Sun’s quotes are dubious to say the best
I heard people talk about Arsenal being interested in me. I’m not too bothered about whether it is fact or fiction.
Wenger is in the market for a [...]

Monday’s Rumour – Kris Commons to Hull, Newcastle or Wigan

Monday, 03. 16. 2009  –  Category: Championship, Derby, Hull, Newcastle, Premier League, Wigan

An uninspiring rumour for an uninspiring rumour day. This was honestly the best we could come up with, and we’re really sorry.
Must try harder.
Anyways, the fail suggests that his “stunning form” this season (3 goals in 23 appearances in the championship) has caught the eyes of the mighty Wigan, the not so mighty Hull [...]

Friday’s Rumour – Marlon Harewood to Wolves

Sunday, 03. 15. 2009  –  Category: Aston Villa, Championship, Premier League, Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.

Brontosaurus look-a-like and goal-shy wastrel Marlon Harewood is not tipped to add insult to injury to Wolves’ Premier League relegation race next season.
The good news that this desperate rumour suggests for creatures of habit, or Roy Keane advocates is that Mick McCarthy is going to embarrass himself in the Premier League again.
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Wednesday’s Rumour – Andrew Surman to Everton or Aston Villa

Wednesday, 03. 11. 2009  –  Category: Aston Villa, Championship, Everton, Premier League, Southampton

More bad news for Saints fans, although Fulham were interested in January, it seems some semi decent teams are keen on the young midfielder.
I’d imagine this will go through over the summer, regardless of whether the saints manage to avoid relegation.
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Monday’s Rumour Juan Roman Riquelme to Newcastle

Monday, 03. 9. 2009  –  Category: Boca Juniors, Newcastle, Premier League, Primera División Argentina

Not happening.
Marquee signing, keeps the fat shirtless men happy.  Shame.
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Kevin Foley to Everton, Blackburn or West Ham

Monday, 02. 23. 2009  –  Category: Blackburn, Championship, Everton, Premier League, West Ham United F.C., Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.

The Wolves soon to be exodus continues with Kevin Foley making his name onto the list of several premiership managers. Every club needs a good new fullback, right?
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Stewart Downing From Middlesborough to Anywhere

Monday, 02. 16. 2009  –  Category: Middlesborough, Premier League

This is one to keep an eye on. There’s been talk of Downling leaving the Riverside since he came back on loan from Sunderland in 2004. And with Southgate leading a charge straight to the bottom of the table, it may be summer when they decide to / are forced to cash in [...]

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